We were about to go ballistic on Marion Cotillard, because she is utterly perfect and wearing yet another black and white ensemble.
Hollywood is clearly not getting our extremely loud mental signals that the lack of color is tired, people!
But then we took a closer look at this Azzaro getup, which the Midnight in Paris star wore to the BFI Southbank in London, and we immediately calmed down. Or maybe, we should say, we were hypnotized by the undulating snakeskin-like pattern oozing over the actress's curves.
Go ahead. Take a look. It's like a Xanax shaped like a dress. And the bow just ties it all up like a great big cozy nap in gift form.
Sure, the cut of the garment makes the French hottie look a little bit like a linebacker, but that's a minor complaint. Quibble, really. Just, wake us up in a few hours—we don't want to sleep our whole day away.
Oh, and be sure to tell us if you love or hate this monochrome look below!